1) Wait for grandma to leave hong kong (done)
2) Get hair cut in shenzhen
3) If it looks awful, get hair cut in shenzhen again, this time all buzzed off
4) If it still looks awful, let it grow back out for six months and by the time i’m back in america you’ll never have known.

OR! try to cut it yourself, much more interesting. Watch a youtube video or something.
this is not a blog post. this is a to-do list with back-up plans that should be kept in your moleskin.
PICTURESSSSSSSSS.